This has been weighing on my mind a lot lately.
The BF Should Avoid Me on GChat
- Peter: sorry my phone died
- Emerald: I figured. That Domino's did not agree with me.
- Peter: no? I'm sorry baby
- Emerald: That's okay. It may have been all the extra-heavy mayonnaise-based ranch dressing I poured all over it.
- I'm glad you find me attractive.
- Peter: I do
- Emerald: Domino's? More like DomiNOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!
- Peter: good one
- Emerald: I'm on fire!!!!
- So's my anus!!!
- Peter: lol
- Emerald: I just terrified myself.
- Peter: aw
Who's Punmaster now, sucka?!
- Conversation with the BF the other night.
- Me: Oh, are you sleepy?
- Peter: Yeah, I'm really tired.
- Me: Awwww. Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?
- Peter: Uhhhh ....
- Me: Go to sleep ho. Go to sleep ho. If you're tired be quiet and go to sleep ho.
- Peter: That's ridiculous.
- Me: It's not ridiculous. It's Ludacris.