Adam & Emerald

Sexuality makes us uncomfortable.

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:32:35 -0500

Sexuality makes us uncomfortable.

Our Saturday nights are supreme.

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:15:24 -0400

Our Saturday nights are supreme.

It's Star Trek TNG. That's what it is.

Sat, 17 Sep 2011 03:54:00 -0400

Emerald: I'm like "I sense that you're angry with me."
Adam: Maybe you're too Deanna Troi for him.
Emerald: But I'm not a Betazoid! I'm totally a Vulcan!
Adam: You're just dead inside.

I think it's obvious why we have relationship problems.

It turns out if you draw a mustache on k.d. lang, she looks just...

Sun, 04 Sep 2011 01:13:03 -0400

It turns out if you draw a mustache on k.d. lang, she looks just like Kevin Kline!!!!

This has been weighing on my mind a lot lately.

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:50:22 -0400

This has been weighing on my mind a lot lately.

Emerald’s doing a show on Friday! It’s going to be...

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 14:52:47 -0400

Emerald’s doing a show on Friday! It’s going to be nasty!

The BF Should Avoid Me on GChat

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 17:36:00 -0400

Peter: sorry my phone died
Emerald: I figured. That Domino's did not agree with me.
Peter: no? I'm sorry baby
Emerald: That's okay. It may have been all the extra-heavy mayonnaise-based ranch dressing I poured all over it.
....
I'm glad you find me attractive.
Peter: I do
Emerald: Domino's? More like DomiNOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!
Peter: good one
Emerald: I'm on fire!!!!
....
So's my anus!!!
Peter: lol
Emerald: I just terrified myself.
Peter: aw

Everyone likes ukulele covers of oi bands!

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:22:39 -0400

Everyone likes ukulele covers of oi bands!

Sometimes you need to get blitzed and watch a few hours of Star...

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 14:34:08 -0400

Sometimes you need to get blitzed and watch a few hours of Star Trek : Voyager.

Who's Punmaster now, sucka?!

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 03:27:00 -0400

Conversation with the BF the other night.

Me: Oh, are you sleepy?
Peter: Yeah, I'm really tired.
Me: Awwww. Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?
Peter: Uhhhh ....
(pause)
Me: Go to sleep ho. Go to sleep ho. If you're tired be quiet and go to sleep ho.
Peter: That's ridiculous.
Me: It's not ridiculous. It's Ludacris.

Holy Crap, I need to learn how to sew!

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:31:30 -0400

Holy Crap, I need to learn how to sew!

gracehelbig: morningshow: Come see MORNING SHOW this FRIDAY...

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:27:52 -0400

gracehelbig:

morningshow:

Come see MORNING SHOW this FRIDAY JULY 15TH at THE PEOPLES IMPROV THEATER!

Buy tickets now!

This month: Kurt Braunohler, Mike O’Gorman and Shonali Bhowmik!

It’s going to be, like, really good.

Maybe sometimes honesty isn’t the best policy.

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 23:11:24 -0400

Maybe sometimes honesty isn’t the best policy.

So maybe Bennington College was a bad idea?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 17:54:52 -0400

So maybe Bennington College was a bad idea?

For when you just don’t care.

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:33:00 -0400

For when you just don’t care.

Apparently I’m too “quirky” for office work.

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:32:00 -0400

Apparently I’m too “quirky” for office work.