The BF Should Avoid Me on GChat

Peter: sorry my phone died
Emerald: I figured. That Domino's did not agree with me.
Peter: no? I'm sorry baby
Emerald: That's okay. It may have been all the extra-heavy mayonnaise-based ranch dressing I poured all over it.
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I'm glad you find me attractive.
Peter: I do
Emerald: Domino's? More like DomiNOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!
Peter: good one
Emerald: I'm on fire!!!!
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So's my anus!!!
Peter: lol
Emerald: I just terrified myself.
Peter: aw

Adam & Emerald