Adam & Emerald
Dec 20
[video]
Sep 18
[video]
Sep 17
It's Star Trek TNG. That's what it is.
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Emerald:
I'm like "I sense that you're angry with me."
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Adam:
Maybe you're too Deanna Troi for him.
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Emerald:
But I'm not a Betazoid! I'm totally a Vulcan!
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Adam:
You're just dead inside.
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I think it's obvious why we have relationship problems.
Sep 04
It turns out if you draw a mustache on k.d. lang, she looks just like Kevin Kline!!!!
Aug 31
[video]
Aug 02
[video]
Jul 27
The BF Should Avoid Me on GChat
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Peter:
sorry my phone died
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Emerald:
I figured. That Domino's did not agree with me.
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Peter:
no? I'm sorry baby
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Emerald:
That's okay. It may have been all the extra-heavy mayonnaise-based ranch dressing I poured all over it.
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....
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I'm glad you find me attractive.
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Peter:
I do
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Emerald:
Domino's? More like DomiNOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!
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Peter:
good one
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Emerald:
I'm on fire!!!!
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....
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So's my anus!!!
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Peter:
lol
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Emerald:
I just terrified myself.
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Peter:
aw
[video]
Jul 19
Sometimes you need to get blitzed and watch a few hours of Star Trek : Voyager.
Jul 18
Who's Punmaster now, sucka?!
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Conversation with the BF the other night.
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Me:
Oh, are you sleepy?
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Peter:
Yeah, I'm really tired.
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Me:
Awwww. Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?
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Peter:
Uhhhh ....
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(pause)
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Me:
Go to sleep ho. Go to sleep ho. If you're tired be quiet and go to sleep ho.
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Peter:
That's ridiculous.
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Me:
It's not ridiculous. It's Ludacris.
