December 2011
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September 2011
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It's Star Trek TNG. That's what it is.
Emerald: I'm like "I sense that you're angry with me."
Adam: Maybe you're too Deanna Troi for him.
Emerald: But I'm not a Betazoid! I'm totally a Vulcan!
Adam: You're just dead inside.
I think it's obvious why we have relationship problems.
August 2011
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July 2011
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The BF Should Avoid Me on GChat
Peter: sorry my phone died
Emerald: I figured. That Domino's did not agree with me.
Peter: no? I'm sorry baby
Emerald: That's okay. It may have been all the extra-heavy mayonnaise-based ranch dressing I poured all over it.
....
I'm glad you find me attractive.
Peter: I do
Emerald: Domino's? More like DomiNOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!
Peter: good one
Emerald: I'm on fire!!!!
....
So's my anus!!!
Peter: lol
Emerald: I just terrified myself.
Peter: aw
Everyone likes ukulele covers of oi bands!
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Who's Punmaster now, sucka?!
Conversation with the BF the other night.
Me: Oh, are you sleepy?
Peter: Yeah, I'm really tired.
Me: Awwww. Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?
Peter: Uhhhh ....
(pause)
Me: Go to sleep ho. Go to sleep ho. If you're tired be quiet and go to sleep ho.
Peter: That's ridiculous.
Me: It's not ridiculous. It's Ludacris.
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