Sexuality makes us uncomfortable.
Our Saturday nights are supreme.
It's Star Trek TNG. That's what it is.
- Emerald: I'm like "I sense that you're angry with me."
- Adam: Maybe you're too Deanna Troi for him.
- Emerald: But I'm not a Betazoid! I'm totally a Vulcan!
- Adam: You're just dead inside.
- I think it's obvious why we have relationship problems.
It turns out if you draw a mustache on k.d. lang, she looks just like Kevin Kline!!!!
This has been weighing on my mind a lot lately.
Emerald’s doing a show on Friday! It’s going to be nasty!
The BF Should Avoid Me on GChat
- Peter: sorry my phone died
- Emerald: I figured. That Domino's did not agree with me.
- Peter: no? I'm sorry baby
- Emerald: That's okay. It may have been all the extra-heavy mayonnaise-based ranch dressing I poured all over it.
- ....
- I'm glad you find me attractive.
- Peter: I do
- Emerald: Domino's? More like DomiNOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!
- Peter: good one
- Emerald: I'm on fire!!!!
- ....
- So's my anus!!!
- Peter: lol
- Emerald: I just terrified myself.
- Peter: aw
Everyone likes ukulele covers of oi bands!
Sometimes you need to get blitzed and watch a few hours of Star Trek : Voyager.
Who's Punmaster now, sucka?!
- Conversation with the BF the other night.
- Me: Oh, are you sleepy?
- Peter: Yeah, I'm really tired.
- Me: Awwww. Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?
- Peter: Uhhhh ....
- (pause)
- Me: Go to sleep ho. Go to sleep ho. If you're tired be quiet and go to sleep ho.
- Peter: That's ridiculous.
- Me: It's not ridiculous. It's Ludacris.
